Snooki is in love with her newborn son
I am so in love with my son Lorenzo Dominic. I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! He’s my world!..
Being a mom is an amazing feeling! I love my little man to death! Jionni is such a cute dad.
~ Jersey Shore star Snooki tweeting about her newborn son, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle, as reported by US Weekly, August 26
[HT: Laura Loo]

Praying that the immature, alcohol-infused, narcissitic Snooki has been replaced by the mature, other-centered Snooki mom and wife-to-be. Wishing Snooki, her fiance and son all of God’s best. LL
“He’s my world” is such an easy thing to say.
I wonder how much the baby photos are going to sell for.
I wish them the best, although yeah, I have my concerns like everyone else.
Someone should buy the kid from her and raise him in a middle class, mid-west suburban home. It’d be an interesting experiment in nature vs. nurture. If he still manages to grow up looking spray-tan orange, with a two-feet-tall lacquered hairdo and a popped collar, we know the answer.
X, you were in the San Francisco area, so you already know the answer to your proposed experiment: suburban kids don’t always go for the orange look: Some go for the blonde-with-dreadlocks look, or the pants-on-the-ground-so-I-can-pretend-to-be-urban look, or it-took-me-3-hours-to-make-my-hair-look-like-I-just-woke-up look. Haha!
In my generation, I think we worked the “I’m wearing all the eyeshadow they stocked at Genovese” look, haha! *hides yearbook*
People often wonder why carrying to term and placing for adoption is so extremely unpopular. Although I don’t really want it to become popular since it is strongly linked to such anti-life practices as serial murder and parricide, some of you do. Would it be good to make it a practice to habitually ask a pregnant woman: Are you keeping this baby or placing for adoption?
Should a special celebration be held for the ones placing for adoption?
Wait. I thought all babies and all new moms lived happily ever after.
Your chances of being happy–either with your mother or in spite of her–are much greater if you’re alive, CC.
CC, I’m surprised you haven’t busted out the “post-birth abortion” argument. I’m sure you are an advocate for it.
Let us all hope the boy doesn’t grow up to merit the nickname “Schnooky”
Great response Jamie. Wish I could like it 3 more times.