Got these late comers for the Sunday funny segment...
Moderator Jasper found this one from back in August on the Ryskind Sketchbook...

And by John Borra...
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the "Dr. O" is quite scary. Reminds me of George Tiller and LeRoy Carhart, who are two of the most notorious well known abortionists in this country that do later term abortions.
Posted by: LizFromNebraska at November 3, 2008 4:39 PMWell, I guess his pay grade went up.
Posted by: HisMan at November 3, 2008 5:14 PMWe did this with our local abortionsists. First we approaced them through a 3rd party pro-abort pediatrician. The abortionists were not interested in dialoging.
So we organized a boycott. Picketed their offices. And though it was difficult, because abortion sympathizers in the local government were unwilling to provide copies of their business licenses, which are public records, we obtained their home addresses and picketed their homes. The process took a while because we had some sticklers for details who wanted to give the abortionist every opportunity to comply, before they would concede these guys were not going to ever stop killing prenatal children as a matter of principle or conscience.
Our picket signs were very polite. We asked asked them nicely by name, 'Dr. x, please stop performing elective abortions.' The text was laid over photographs of living human embryo/fetuses or as they are more commonly known, unborn children.
We were not warmly received, in the abortionists neighborhoods or on the public sidewalk outside their place of business. The local police rousted us, wanted to see our ID. I chose to comply with their requests even though I knew they had no legal reason for requiring the information. I knew they were attempting to intimidate us into surrendering our free speech rights. But you know, sometimes you just have to be nicer than Jesus to accomodate your squeemish fellow christians. Heaven forbid that we would do anything that might embarass Jesus or them.
After all, these prenatal children were not 'volunteering' to die for the sake of 'choice' . The very fact that the pregnant women were seeking an abortion established that the prenatal children had chosen life.
One unexpected result for me personally is that I now have respect for people who carry picket signs, even when I do not agree with their point of view. Unfortunately, the respect is not often reciprocated from people on the left. But what the heck, america is still a free country.
The four men who performed abortions were members of a medical group that was named, xxx (identity withheld to protect the guilty) Family Practice. The irony is that they offered and provided no prenatal care for the woman who chose to continue her pregnancy. There are sound business reasons for this policy. Your exposure for malpractice is reduced. No one whose has legal standing is concerned with the welfare of the prenatal child. Most post abort women are too ashamed to bring suit if they are injured. And the abortionist can schedule abortion to accomodate their schedule. Live births do not lend themselves to that can of administrative control. And last, but certainly not least, an abortionists can deliver a helluva lot more dead babies than live ones in any given time period.
One other unusal bit of morbose trvia that came out of our reseach into xxx Family Practice is they kept track of how many abortions each member of the group performed and if anyone got more than their fair share, there was some high octane whining and moaning between them.
The abortionist required cash payments for their services. No checks, credit cards or insurance accepted. Planned Parenthood in Canada referred women to this facility on the US side of the border. I know these things to be true because I personally retrieved the billing records from the trash. I thought it unusual that only the records for cash transactions for abortions found their way into the trash. I passed that information along to the I.R.S. and the state revenue department. As far as I know nothing ever came of the matter. But maybe even 'blood sucking' tax collectors draw the line at actual blood money.
One of the four abortionists ended up having his medical license suspended because several of his regular female patients, not the one time visit women who procurred an abortion, accused him of sexual harrassment and sexual assault during medical examinations.
There was another abortionist in a community closer to the Canadian border who would use ultrasound to determine the gender of the prenatal child. It seems that that a particular ethnic group in canada preferd male children over female, so Planned Parenthood would send the pregant women to this abortionist to dispose of the unwanted females. I think feminists refer to that as misogyny. But evidently it only offends them if the discrimination occurs after the live birth. Now it even the requirement to be born alive has been waived. (This is all very confusing for us 'lame brained knuckledragging neanderthals'. It must be one of those 'female things' that us guys just can't 'get'.)
Under the penalty of perjury I do hereby swear that the aforementioned testimony is true and accurate.
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Posted by: kbhvac at November 3, 2008 6:50 PMPlanned Parenthood in Canada referred women to this facility on the US side of the border.
I know this to be true because some provinces in Canada do not have abortion clinics nor doctors willing to perform them, much to the chagrin of our proabort feminists. There are also many late term abortions that are sent to the US, especially in the Prairie provinces and also out east in NB, NS and PEI.
There was another abortionist in a community closer to the Canadian border who would use ultrasound to determine the gender of the prenatal child. It seems that that a particular ethnic group in canada preferd male children over female, so Planned Parenthood would send the pregant women to this abortionist to dispose of the unwanted females.
Like the US, Britain, Canada also has persons of East Indian and Pakistani (among others) communities who are using sex selective abortions. In fact census figures from all three western countries show a growing discrepancy between the female to male ratio of children. In Britain, many women are now forced to go to India and other third world countries for their sex selection abortions.
Posted by: Patricia at November 4, 2008 9:20 AMno matter what any one else think, i love president bush, and God will vindicate him. if we had not gone to war, and some nuts had struck again, or sadamm hussain, had not hide those weapon of distruction, we don't know what would have happen, i still think he did the right thing, and i wish there was a way i could tell him how much i care. and yes i am black.
Posted by: rozella thomas at November 5, 2008 7:28 PM
