Special offer: "Abortion Healing and DNA Clearing Session" only $77.95

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This special offer comes from YaMa'EL at DivinityCodes.com. There is no mention of discounts, such as for multiple abortions.

But included in this offer are "recodes [of] your DNA" so you're restored to your "I AM" god self, a statement so blasphemous I am pained to type it. Here's what else you get for the low price of $77.95 (click to enlarge)...

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[Graphic attribution: DivinityCodes.com]


Are you sure it's not Oprah?

Sounds so simple to move on past the pain without even having to do any of the hard work of grieving and finding forgiveness in Christ alone.

But why is this even needed when abortion is so simple and painless and carries no risk?!

Posted by: carla Author Profile Page at July 15, 2009 9:13 AM

Good news for Democrats, though. Abortion Energy IS subject to cap-and-trade.

Posted by: Cranky Catholic at July 15, 2009 9:16 AM

I don't know about all, but some CareNet locations have a structured Bible study for women who have had abortions, concerning abortion and God's forgiveness. You can participate for free.

Posted by: Row1 at July 15, 2009 9:32 AM

Give this new age crap time Carla, Oprah will endorse it and give it her HARPO blessing....ugh!

Posted by: muriel at July 15, 2009 9:33 AM

What the HECK?!?!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: LizFromNebraska at July 15, 2009 9:39 AM

Wait, do some people realllly have stored negative enrgy and guilt after an abortion? Say it aint so.

Posted by: angele at July 15, 2009 9:43 AM

oops, typos..as per usual, lol

Posted by: angele at July 15, 2009 9:45 AM

Isn't the message here that abortion is not a good thing to go through?

Posted by: Libertarian at July 15, 2009 9:58 AM

This is really sad. You can tell that whoever started it probably dealt with pain following an abortion and is trying to heal it on her own and help others. If only she knew of the true healing in Jesus!

Posted by: Lauren at July 15, 2009 10:16 AM

I believe you might be talking about Forgiven and Set Free by Linda Cochrane. A wonderful resource!!


Or you can call the National Helpline for Abortion Recovery 1-866-482-LIFE

Or please email me and I will do whatever I can, wherever you are to get you in touch with abortion recovery programs in your area.

Click on my name in the TEAM tab above.

Posted by: carla Author Profile Page at July 15, 2009 10:36 AM

Bwahaha, this is hilarious.

Posted by: Human Abstract at July 15, 2009 11:00 AM

I thought having an abortion is like having a minor medical procedure. Why have healing for it then......

Posted by: Erika at July 15, 2009 1:02 PM

Or you can send me $77.95 and I'll give you a special magical rock that keeps tigers away (terms subject to location of purchaser and effectiveness relative to purchaser's regular amount of contact to tigers). IT WORKS! I SWEAR!

People trying to make money off of those suffering with their choice to kill their child is sickening. Such people need real help and counciling/guidance, not a new-age placebo. Someone can't (literally) wave a magic wand and make you come to terms with some wrong you have done in your life. Only you can see the error of your ways, experience the sorrow of a misstep you know was wrong, and make a concious effort to change your thinking and way of living to better yourself. This is dangerous garbage, and I hope the people involved are soon shut down so that the amount of damage and profit they make from this junk is minimal.

Posted by: xalisae at July 15, 2009 1:10 PM

My mother in law is really into this kind of thing. I beleive she used someone sort of like this when her son Logan passed away from SIDS at a couple months of age. his twin brother is still living....

I don't consider myself someone who conforms to a set religon...but I am spiritual. So if this helps someone who is spiritual then so be it. Because churches (set religon's) do the same thing this lady is doing but in different words.

Posted by: AK Krystal at July 15, 2009 2:10 PM

Stupid is as stupid does....

Posted by: Kristen at July 15, 2009 2:36 PM

Posted by: AK Krystal at July 15, 2009 2:10 PM

I have to disagree there. No church I know forces you to make a contribution before helping you. In fact one of the priest at my church did some marriage counseling for me and my husband for no fee. (He had a PhD in social work and was a counselor by profession before he joined the priesthood.)

Posted by: Kristen at July 15, 2009 2:40 PM

Jesus didn't charge me a thing. He already paid the ultimate price. He healed and forgave me for my abortion for eternity!!
He is the Only One who can heal. Anything else is a lie.

Posted by: carla Author Profile Page at July 15, 2009 2:51 PM

Those people forgot to include the scented oils, mineral mud baths, and ocean candles.
And all the tofu I can eat.

Posted by: carder at July 15, 2009 4:17 PM

My goodness, reminds of one of the fake infomercials on Saturday Night Live.

The 'Shamwow Shaman' amplifies your aura, calibates your karma, and puts the ying back in your yang.

And no Viaga is not a recreational drug.

If you order now we send you at no extra charge a personalized shovel which you can use, if you're smart enough, to dig your own final resing place. But, in the interest of saving valuable space and reduce the need for double and triple stacking, if you pay by FEMA issued credit card or 'stimulus' check will, we will send you a two person post hole digger that will auger a hole large enough in diameter to accomodate you and the soul mate of your choice in a vertical configuration.

Hurry order now. Offer only good while existing supplies last.

yor bro ken

Posted by: kbhvac at July 15, 2009 5:53 PM

Or you just put some aloe vera on the ow wee, take several cleansing breaths, and focus on your 'happy place'.

"Well you can believe it if it helps you to sleep, but singing works just fine for me.

So good night you moon light ladies,
Rockaby sweet baby James.

Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose, won't you let me go down in my dreams.
Rockaby sweet baby James."

yor bro ken

Posted by: kbhvac at July 15, 2009 8:28 PM