Someone needs to say "excuse me." !! :)

Carla,

No way would I say excuse me. I'd look at someone else and tell them they should.

Where is a dog when you need one?

I was at Frye's Electronics and they had this electronic 'whoope cushion' with a remote control.

The sound emitter has sticky pads so that you can conceal it on the bottom of a chair or under a table.

The remote is the size of an electronic key for a car. You put it on you key chain.

You just wait for the 'innocent victim' to take a seat and push the button at your discetion. There are about ten different variations of flatulence. The only thing that is missing is remotely operated sprayer that releases a sulphorous odor.

I have this idea for food additive that makes the 'flatuence' visible. Green or yellow would be appropriate colors.

You just slip in the frijoles and then wait for the fun to begin.

But you never know where the victim will be when he/she reaches critical mass and release is no longer an option, it is a necessity. If it is crowded elevator, then the victim might really become a victim.

My daughter asked one day, "Why did God make us so we could fart?"

Then she answered her own question: "I guess so we won't explode."

yor bro ken

Unrelated to this post, but did anyone see last night's episode of One Tree Hill on the CW - a tv show showing that abortion isn't the answer even in tough situations. It was great.

Mary @ 1:09 and 1:10 -- excellent! Hahaha!

The only thing better than a fart in public is a lighted fart in a dark room.

We used to call my friend John the human torch.

I'll let you imagine the scene ending with me on the floor with abdominal pains from laughing so hard.

Would evidence of babies farting in the womb be proof enough for a pro-abort that a baby is a human being?

I wish the Obama adminstration would learn how to do arse farts instead of all the brain farts they currently practice.

On second thought it wouldn't be so bad seeing all their brains fall out of their arses instead of the crap that comes out of their heads.

LOL!!!

You know what's really bad? Its being blind, and having a more ceaner sense of smell, especally, hen you're hold your baby niece, and she lets one out directally in your face!w