Boehner and ObamaRepublicans in the House of Representatives have offered to start funding the federal government again if President Obama orders an immediate ban on all abortions.

In a lengthy press conference this morning, House Speaker John Boehner hailed the idea as a compromise solution to the ongoing crisis and blasted Democrats for refusing to consider the proposal.

“Last night I spoke to the White House and offered the Democrats what I thought was a very reasonable compromise to end this government shutdown,” Boehner explained. “All President Obama has to do is immediately end all abortions in this country, and we’ll consider funding the government again.”

~ Online satirical newspaper The Daily Currant, October 7

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