Lunch Break: Levi Johnston to name daughter after gun
by LauraLoo
Ah, another heartwarming story involving Levi Johnston (21) who is expecting a baby girl later this year with his girlfriend Sunny Oglesby (20).
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHrGOlPdydo[/youtube]
The name Breeze Beretta (named after Levi’s favorite type of gun) is strange but I’ve heard way stranger names.
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The baby is not a “daughter-to-be”..she’s already a daughter, yet to be BORN.
Another one conceived while in the woods??? I think Levi should stay OUT of the woods, then.
Levi, seriously, keep your pants on from now on, ok?
Pamela, his girlfriend said in an interview that they went for a weekend at the cabin and “forgot to bring the birth control”.
I will never understand the need to make conception stories public.
I heard that, Kate. Bristol Palin also said their son was conceived on a camping trip..
in the woods….that was my point.
I guess we’re lucky that his favorite gun isn’t a .357 Magnum, huh? But still, I think this is a new entry for the ‘Baby’s Named a Bad, Bad, Thing’ webpage. Admittedly Breeze could be a cute name, but I hear the second part and I start humming ‘Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow’.
Very, very glad that I was named Jennifer :)
And Levi, yes–please keep it in your pants.
“forgot to bring the birth control”.
If only women had access to birth control this wouldn’t happen. I suppose we will need to install condom vending machines in the forest.
Lol, Pamela, that went right over my head. Yay for finals week.
“Forgot” the birth control? Yeah, right. Did she also forget the food and drink?
BTW, does studmuffin support these kids? I would think requiring these guys to work 2 or 3 jobs to support their progeny would be the best form of birth control ever invented and not so easily “forgotten”.
I just looked at the video. So a baby was all Bristol’s idea and he was “just dumb enough to roll with it”. A real class act this guy.
Levi and Sunny sound like they deserve each other.
what a low-life this punk is. Trailer park trash.
Pamela, I totally agree with you on the whole “daughter-to-be” thing. Even pregnancy websites say crap like that, and it really makes me mad. Obviously, she’s his daughter now, or they wouldn’t know that she IS a girl! It’s stupid.
Yes, it’s agreed that Levi should keep his Levis on more often.
“Daughter-to-be” is understandable nonsense since “mother-to-be” and “father-to-be” is so pervasive. It’s so ridiculous and goes right over everyone’s head. We know babies are “fathered” at conception, so obviously that’s when they are first “mothered” too.
And we’re genetically programmed as to our gender at conception too. I’m sure identical twins are also programmed to separate as individuals (no matter what humanity-deniers sneer), we just don’t know the “code”.