LIBERAL JUDGE: “Good job writing that Constitution, and it’s really progressive how you put protections for abortion and gay marriage in there.”

JAMES MADISON: “Thanks, I really… Wait, I did what now?”

Originally, the Constitution was this rock the country was built upon. Everybody had their different beliefs, but the Constitution gave us a set of rules we could all follow and come to agreements through. And if the Constitution was lacking, there was the Amendment procedure (that’s how we got rid of slavery). Now liberal judges have taken any meaning out of the Constitution and turned it to jello; it can’t hold up anything…. Instead of a set of rules everyone knows, laws get struck down or added based on the whims of a handful of judges who don’t even seem to have a sixth grade understanding of the Constitution.

Eventually, conservatives are going to realize they’re wasting their time getting the public behind them since what the public [wants] doesn’t matter anymore when you have judges in the right place who can make up the laws….

~Frank J. at satire site IMAO.com, August 5

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