Kitchen tips from Planned Parenthood
No, I’m not making this up. From Planned Parenthood Maryland comes actual kitchen tips, including recipes:
[T]here is hope for the busy adult who wants to provide healthy nutritious meals for the entire family. The Slow Cooker has re- emerged as a staple appliance in many kitchens.
What family, you ask? After all, Planned Parenthood has aborted five million family members since 1970.
Planned Parenthood even provides a couple recipes. One of them sounds interesting, “Old-Fashioned Apple-Raisin Oatmeal.” But I psychologically would never be able to get past the thought that I got the recipe from Planned Parenthood. I would not be able to eat the food. Weird?
[HT: Andy Moore, Tony Massey]

This is…. odd.
The oatmeal looks delish though. My family eats oatmeal almost every morning. My kids hate me for it lol.
The oatmeal is to comfort you after you have killed your baby.
That is a little weird. It’s pretty incongruous. It’d be weird to see a bunch of recipes posted here, too, haha.
I use my slow cooker all the time, though. Most often for soups and stews. Also I roast a whole chicken in it and use that in recipes throughout the week, and then slow-cook the skin and bones and giblets in water with whatever random vegetables I have (often, like, the cut-off parts of things, stalks of broccoli etc) to make a really nutritious broth, when I then freeze and use as needed. There is, like, 5 minutes of actual work, plus however long it takes to carve the chicken (I am a savage with no standards so I do it super-fast and not-at-all pretty).
I also live on oatmeal in the winter. I make a huge batch and then heat portions up throughout the week. From October until December every year I make pumpkin oatmeal and it’s basically the best thing ever.
Still weird.
The end.
It is their way of keeping the public in la la land about what they really do. Kill babies and wound mothers.
What next? A cooking show? Sewing? Quilting? Makeup? Fashion?
PP kill babies. Truth.
Let’s see, approx. 3 meals a day times 364 days a year equals 1092 meals times 18 years (from birth to maturity) equals 19,656 meals that you will never feed your dead child.
So pile the chow in your crockpot and bon appetit.
I wonder if the folks at Rival appreciate Planned Parenthood hocking their flagship product.
ninek,
They can just share it with their cats instead. Don’t forget to factor in post-maturity holidays though.
It’s a wonder they don’t have recipes for cooking babies with.
That’s so weird. But like Alexandra said, it would be super weird to see recipes here as well.
Is the abortion and “women’s health” business that bad that they have to turn to posting recipes as some sort of desperate attempt to get women to come to their website or something?
What’s next? Will they invite former “patients” back for company picnics, book clubs, coffee clatches? Maybe a sewing circle to donate booties to the ones that escape their clutches?
Nah, Hans. That’d be too nice for the little parasites.
There is a taco/doughnut restaurant in my city directly across from the PP facility where I pray each Saturday. My husband has often wanted to go there after our shift, but I have never had the stomach to eat after being in such a hostile, evil environment. The day they close, however, I will go directly across the street and have a doughnut and a taco, because they are the best! In addition, on their sign is a large image of Our Lady of Guadalupe (whose feast day we celebrate today). She looks down on the PP building.
By the way, I am post-abortive. http://www.SilentNoMoreAwareness.org
You know, most organizations try to stay “on mission” when they’re doing their community a service. This is just strangely off mission for an organization that claims they have nothing to hide.
They are trying to pose as the friendly gentler nicer place. They recently contacted an adoption agency in our area to say they would do adoption referrals. The adoption worker did a training for them on the option of adoption and one counselor was hostile and said I don’t like this option because in five years they may change their mind. Well the counselor said adoption is final but so is abortion.
The adoption worker did a training for them on the option of adoption and one counselor was hostile and said I don’t like this option because in five years they may change their mind.
This just made my jaw hit the floor.
What?!?! You mean if in 5 years I decide I don’t LIKE this “product,” I can’t DO anything about it? I can’t send it BACK?
OMG. Just OMG, seriously. This is the consumer “I want what I want when I want it” culture run amok. Run amok right off a cliff and into the ocean.
“Don’t forget to factor in post-maturity holidays though.” Right, X, that and the post-graduation laundry bags! I think my mom did one of my brother’s laundry right up to his mid 30’s, lol!
“What next? A cooking show? Sewing? Quilting? Makeup? Fashion?” – sounds good.
“It’s a wonder they don’t have recipes for cooking babies with.” – I’ve heard it said that recipes which are used for things such as alligator and pork are suitable.
Don’t take away their funding!!!!! Where else where I get recipes from????? Women deserve culinary justice!!!!
Hey! Men deserve culinary justice too. Don’t keep us out of the kitchen!
oh, good lawd, now I’ve got that old song “get in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans!” in my head.
During the last few weeks, I’ve seen two young men wearing t-shirts that read:
“great story babe, now go make me a sandwich”
See?! We are pro-family!
We give out recipes and everything.
What a crock.
I’d be too afraid they’re trying to sneak a poison recipe in there somewhere to eat anything they had instructions for. Granted, killing off their client base doesn’t make much logical sense, but since that’s what they’re doing already (only more slowly, via the Roe Effect), suspecting them suddenly seems more reasonable.
My better half is actually a highly-trained, very talented chef. He dominates the kitchen.
Seriously no Jonathan Swift jokes? [Although some close ones]
Planned Parenthood: Now Catered by Jonathan Swift. Buy our Swift Cookbook for Crockpots, now with a special section for…okay, I can’t actually finish that joke.
Jespren,
We have entered Swift territory. We already have an “eat the rich” electorate.
Hans Johnson, this is true, unfortunately we also have a public school system which has guarenteed most of that electorate has no idea who Jonathan Swift is.
This is as backward as it gets.
LifeJoy, I wish there was an “lol” icon option under the “like” option. Witty, love it!
X, you’re lucky. Mine has hidden talent I’m trying to get him to discover…. :) One time he couldn’t reach me so he was on his own…. and he made *the* best stir fry I’ve ever had. He still just thinks I”m flattering him though…
Still, PP giving recipes? Marketing, people, marketing. What are you selling? I was pretty sure it’s *not* home making tips…..
Client base. Hipsters are into crock pots now:
http://www.nypost.com/p/lifestyle/food/item_gn3k7LyDSq583mNWD3vtBO
Freakin’ hipsters. They ruin everything.
Crock pots from Crack Pots! Planned Parenthood’s ’choice’ recipes are not intended to be completed, much less consumed. You are supposed to start the cooking process — but, somewhere along the line, terminate the embryonic meal prematurely. Then, dump the unwanted crock-erine contents into a jar or plastic baggie – and dispose of the remains. <LIFE><
Dunno about you, but the second I saw that planned unparenthood crockpot, abortionist Krishna Rajanna popped into my head.
Nastaaaaaay!!!
Ok, so I can get dinner started in the Crock Pot, go have my abortion, come back home and dinner is done! What more could a girl ask for! Thanks Planned Parenthood! (Sarcasm, rolling eyes)