Stanek weekend question: What flavor ice cream would Planned Parenthood be?
Yesterday, liberal site Wonkette revealed that even abortion supporters subliminally connect Planned Parenthood to abortion, despite all their conscious denials, when it posted the above photo, labeled “zombie-ice-cream-truck” with the following article, which got it in a bit of trouble with Planned Parenthood:
The Daily Caller advises us today that a Portland, Oregon, ice cream parlor offended the sensibilities of all good pearl-clutching citizens Thursday by holding a fundraiser for Planned Parenthood, and it even “created a new flavor of the frozen treat to mark the occasion.” Oh no! Now even ice cream has lost its innocence!
The parlor, What’s the Scoop, donated 10% of all sales during a three-hour window to Planned Parenthood Advocates of Oregon, Planned Parenthood’s political arm, and featured the “exclusive, limited-edition ROSE CITY REVOLUTION flavor,” according to PPAO’s Facebook page. Rose City is one of Portland, Oregon’s nicknames.
That seems pretty mild, really. No Fetus Crunch? No Devil’s Food & Chocolate D&C? Not even a George Tiller Chiller? Seems pretty wimpy to us. But no matter. Whatever the flavor, it’s the amniotic fluid on top that gives it that special kick….
UPDATE: We have been reminded that abortions account for only 3% of Planned Parenthood’s services, which makes the focus of this piece rather misleading. Wonkett regrets the error, and recommends you try the Pap-Smear ‘n’ Cream.
Ha. Freud would love it.
Ice cream connoisseurs will be interested to know “Rose City Revolution” was a mixture of honey, rose petals, and vanilla. “Rose City” is a nickname for Portland.
Carole Noveielli at LiveNews.com recommended the flavor “Blood and Scream!”
Another recommendation on Facebook was “Fetus Fudge.”
What’s the Scoop is now allegedly receiving “threatening” phone calls that “are bizarre and odd.” The outlet reporting this slurred LifeNews.com as a “virulent[],” so it has a penchant for the bombastic when it comes to pro-lifers. I’d like to hear those calls. You would be able to tell honest pro-life abhorrence from pro-abortion pranksters.
But What’s the Scoop owners should not be surprised that opponents of abortion would be disgusted by their support of the United States’ abortion industry leader.
At any rate, what ice cream flavor would you create for Planned Parenthood?
Jill Stanek is a nurse turned speaker, columnist and blogger, a national figure in the effort to protect both preborn and postborn innocent human life.
I would call it ‘blood that cries to heaven’ …. or perhaps simply ‘Jesus wept.’
It would be as disgusting as Planned Parenthood itself: sour green vomit flavour, that tastes so sour as to numb the tongue with no good flavour, with chunks of pink that look like marshmallows but are void and bland of taste. (These do NOT represent unborn babies, though it’s tragic that some overseas countries eat them, but rather it represents the vomit that should come out whenever we think of Planned Parenthood.)
Between Live Action’s videos and the many precious lives it kills to make blood money, Planned Parenthood deserves an ice cream flavour that tastes awful and doesn’t work.
I can’t bring myself to have “fun” with this.
We use rose petals as a sign of life and hope. There are often rose petals along the sidewalk as we pray.
I expect that “Rose City Revolution” is a pepto-pink. Blood-tinged ice cream is more than my stomach can bear to imagine.
The only flavour that could ever properly represent Planned Parenthood would be one with no taste whatsoever. The idea of giving them an ice cream flavour is so tasteless that nothing else could suffice.
Sorry but I am with Del and JDC on this one I can’t even go there. It makes me sick to think about it especially with the mutilation of pre-born human beings and children being encouraged to try sadomasochism and bondage. 3% my eye. Sick. Now I think I may go somewhere to vomit even considering them being honored by an ice cream parlor.
Poor taste question of the week.
Pass.
Cherry Garcia, or maybe Non-Cherry Garcia, for Planned Parenthood.
Sour Apple for pro-choicers.
Hmm, for ice cream flavors for Planned Parenthood…
Blood-Red Raspberry
Contraception Carmel
Fetus Fudge
STD Strawberry
Venereal Disease Vanilla
Blueberry Birth Control
I’ll add more as I think of them.
Cletus the Fetus likes chocolate.
It would be black, and taste like ashes.
A spin on Moose Tracks: Blood Tracks.
“It would be black, and taste like ashes.”
Exactly what I was thinking Courtnay.
The Pacific Northwest is an odd place. You have your uber liberal types in Seattle and Portland and then the WNs (white nationalists) who want their own “Aryan” homeland. Strange.
How about “invisible pregnancy”…you gotta pay $450 upfront, but it turns out to be just an empty cone.
Phillymiss: The Pacific Northwest is an odd place. You have your uber liberal types in Seattle and Portland and then the WNs (white nationalists) who want their own “Aryan” homeland. Strange.
Indeed, Phillymiss. I am currently in Salem, Oregon, and 15 minutes ago, driving up Interstate 5, saw a banner stretching across a bridge over the highway, “Racial Diversity is White Genocide.” This is right in Salem, the state capital.
SMH….
I find this ?? difficult to answer but Im gonna say bubble gum for all of the children they lure. Also a new blood red flavor? Sorry food and abortion dont mix well.
How about a green flavor for their love of green money. Lime liars?
Sit back and watch and see how much money this really raises for PP. If it works well for them, find a business that sells fun stuff (like ice cream or frozen yougurt), and that is sympathetic to Crisis Pregnancy Centers. Have them do a fund raiser for the local CPC, the same way this ice cream shop did for PP. If they can do it to raise money for their cause, so can we.
Phillymiss you are spot on with Oregon. Eugene, Portland, and Corvallis tend liberal, and then most of the state tends conservative and really white-washed (except there seem to be a lot of Mexican immigrants almost every where). I live im one of the liberal cities and rarely venture elsewhere. Im surprised by all the redneck white nationalists, it is just as bad as the rural South. And then there is a ridiculous amount of meth here too, so that’s lovely.
Im deliberately ignoring the question of the week because it makes me want to puke.
I must be getting really old. I just don’t find crass humor funny at all. Fetus Crunch? Amniotic fluid on top? I cannot find the humor in killing babies, sorry. This whole thing is just gross and repugnant.
“Cherry Garcia, or maybe Non-Cherry Garcia, for Planned Parenthood.”
Lmao – that was a good one. :)
“How about a green flavor for their love of green money. Lime liars?”
How about Green Pea-Pea Soup w/a lot of onion because it will makes me cry?
Mission Pecanplished :)
i can’t really go there, either; the best i can do would be some concoction that has no health benefits whatsoever, no healthy ingredients; increases breast cancer risk, depression, nightmres, infertility, infection, etc. . . and should not
EVER be legal. it goes without saying that it would be abortifacient…
Cherry Garcia, or maybe Non-Cherry Garcia, for Planned Parenthood.
How about “invisible pregnancy”…you gotta pay $450 upfront, but it turns out to be just an empty cone.
Mission Pecanplished
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Good ones. :)
Ok, more ice cream flavors for Planned Planned Parenthood…
(I know it’s just wrong, but I’m having fun with it so bear with me)
Chilled Strawberry Speculum Surprise
Neapolitan Norplant
Plan B Pecan
Statutory Rape Raspberry
Coerced Carmel Sundae
Monetary Mint Chocolate Chip
Doug and Deluded that’s too bad because I heard that part of the country is beautiful. But these nuts are all over. There is a large skinhead population here in Pennsylvania and in Atlanta the Klan was passing out “goody bags” with candy and hate messages. No one is afraid of these clowns in their Haloween costumes anymore. This is 2014, not 1914!
Jack, Jen and jtm I am with you I still cannot go there; naming an ice cream flavor after PP, it makes me want to puke. Like I wanted to puke when Nancy Pelosi said “It’s all about the children. I wish I could take them all home with me” knowing that she swears total allegiance to Dead Babies R Us and still announces that she is a “practicing Catholic” both situations make me nauseous.
With all the kinko sex ed that planned unparenthood has been pushing, I’m surprised that the Sandusky Blitz wasn’t brought back for the event. The abortion giant has been sued for providing cover for pedophiles sufficiently often to have earned this association.
Click the Nic if you wish to learn more about this Sandusky Blitz, a banana flavored ice cream dessert with chocolate covered peanuts and caramel swirl.
For any of you good folks and ice cream lovers who’ve toiled in their family barns, muckin’th’stalls, there’s only one aroma suitable to fit, er flavor, this challenge. I take that back, given the fact our equine and bovine friends produce their own particular flavor of squishy effluence. Why, we could even “tone down” the equine scoops of Road Apples by adding some hay to give the serving a bit o’ color, too. Only one color’s needed for the Planned Parenthood Plops for those yearning for that Bovine Special who’s buyers need only refer to it by its first initials when ordering. They’ll not only get it by the plops, but they’ll even deserve it. Why it’s enough to make any “I want life my way” enthusiast of the most decadent form of ice cream on the market just dying for the taste of what this place has to offer.
Speaking of “decadence,” what artwork did these ice cream parlor mis-philanthropists come up with to draw attention to what’s really going on out in Rose City. Hmm, just typing “Rose City” reminded me of another “flavor suggestion idea.” Since the Rose is most appropriately linked with the Prolife Movement, what fun it’s be to have a flavoring expert come up with the most overwhelming push-back, “Whoa” over-application of Rose flavoring in the serving tubs just as the cream is being poured into them. Of course, they’ll know just who to blame right off the bat. After all, they know the public that’s in already on PPF’s real mission and p.r. methods of “flavoring” their usual “talking points,” will never suspect them of using any amount of Rose flavoring. It’s just not part of the PPF “brand.” If that doesn’t work, there’s always formaldahyde, the kind we used to smell during Biology 101 classes.
Doug and Deluded that’s too bad because I heard that part of the country is beautiful. But these nuts are all over. There is a large skinhead population here in Pennsylvania and in Atlanta the Klan was passing out “goody bags” with candy and hate messages. No one is afraid of these clowns in their Halloween costumes anymore. This is 2014, not 1914!
Phillymiss, yeah, and aside from the abortion debate, I always agree with you, Mary, Del, etc., pretty much 100%.
It certainly is beautiful out here, and, being from the east my whole life, it’s always a treat to go west. Less humidity, different light, more “wide open,” etc. I think it’s part of human nature that lots of us tend to demonize those they don’t agree with.
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