I wrote earlier this week about Planned Parenthood of Northern New England’s new ad campaign, which completes this sentence in a variety of sexually suggestive ways: “We’re your….” Click all graphics to enlarge…

In the comments section Dr. Gerard Nadal added his suggestions for Planned Parenthood:

We’re Your Breast Cancer

Our pills will increase your risk of the worst form of BC 540% if you start before age 18. (See the scientific reference in even smaller print.)

We’re Your HPV and Herpes Infection 

According to the FDA: “Genital ulcer diseases and HPV infections can occur in both male and female genital areas that are covered or protected by a latex condom, as well as in areas that are not covered.”

We’re Your Premature Birth 

Abortions often damage the cervix, leading to inability to hold babies in for a full term in future pregnancies.

We’re Your Sterility

Abortions often badly scar the uterus, leading to future sterility.

We’re Your PID

Performing gynecologic surgery on women with untreated Chlamydia infection leads to Pelvic Inflammatory Disease in up to 25% of these women within a month. Hey, ask us if we test you for Chlamydia before aborting your baby!

We’re Your Ectopic Pregnancy

Progestin-only contraceptive use is associated with a five-fold increase in ectopic pregnancies among progestin-only users.

Reader LibertyBelle added a few others:

We’re Your Regret and Depression…for life

We’re Your Ruined Relationships

We’re That Empty Place in Your Heart

And here’s one from reader Theresa:

We’re Your Destroyer of  Babies and Dreams

Teresa also suggested we run a contest of the best counter-ads, which I think is a great idea. Add one “We’re Your…” and tag line at a time as a comment. Vote with a “like.” I’ll add the ads already suggested.

[HT for additional graphics: Live Action]

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