Gag me
The headline of this August 26 CNN story triggered the first gag: “Obama invokes Bible in NOLA.” Then came the article:
“Getting ready to talk to you today, I recall what Jesus said at the end of the Sermon on the Mount,” Obama said at New Orleans’ First Emmanuel Baptist Church. “He said, whoever hears these sayings of mine and does them, I will liken him to a wise man who built his house on a rock.”
“The rains descended, the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house. But it did not fall, because it was founded on the rock,” he continued….
That rock, he said, was a principal of brotherhood exemplified by the church during Hurricane Katrina – but not the federal government.
“Something was wrong in America. Our foundation wasn’t built on the rock,” he said.
Obama blasted local, state and federal response to the storm, and touched upon ingredients necessary for the city’s rebuilding, namely more employment opportunities for residents to rebuild, community-based law enforcement to tackle the city’s crime epidemic, and improved health care.
As an aside, if Obama is going to invoke the Bible here, he should know the Biblical role of government: to protect, maintain order, and merit justice.
Thus, the government failed on Katrina in this way: for not adequately protecting a sinking soup bowl of a corruptly and ineptly run city built next to the ocean from a Category 5 hurricane, incidentally “the sixth-strongest Atlantic hurricane ever recorded and the third-strongest hurricane on record,” according to Wikipedia.
The Biblical role of the Church is to provide compassionate care, which it did, more quickly and much better than the government. And it would have done better still were it not for the fact the government now takes so much money Americans once gave to churches, to try to do their job, which it absolutely cannot. This catastrophe showed that.
But Obama stopped reading too soon. The next two verses, Matt. 7:26-27, say:
But everyone who hears these sayings of Mine, and does not do them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand: and the rain descended, the floods came, and the winds blew and beat on that house; and it fell. And great was its fall.
Obama is a Biblical cherry picker and a snake. I shudder for him. He zealously supports abortion to the extent he has endorsed infanticide because he thought it would interfere with Roe v. Wade. I testified before an IL senate committee of which he was a member, and I’ve heard him say that, and I’ve seen his votes, so don’t bother cutting and pasting from NARAL’s website or an Obama blog attempting to contort Obama’s repulsive abortion position.
Who can misunderstand Jesus on children? Matt. 18:10, 14:
Take heed that you do not despise one of these little ones, for I say to you that in heaven their angels always see the face of My Father who is in heaven…. Even so it is not the will of your Father which is in heaven, that one of these little ones should perish.
Here’s The Message translation of the latter part of verse 10:
You realize, don’t you, that their personal angels are constantly in touch with my Father in heaven?
What a thought, one to inspire a sense of peace and justice in pro-lifers and terror in pro-aborts.
[HT: Son Tim; photo of Obama courtesy of CNN]



Obama disgusts me.

Oooh, a Linda Blair emoticon! Cool!
Despite the fact that my blood pressure is boiling at the moment, your emoticon makes me laugh, Bethany… :)
Obama is a loser.
Maybe Obama should check out the ‘Black Genocide’ link. Doesn’t he know that the black community has given over 4 billion dollars to the abortion industry?
It doesn’t bother me that Obama says these things. I expect nothing more and nothing less from the man. What bothers me is that people will take this as a sign that he is a man of God. And will believe his fallacious sputum.
This self-deceived man could actually be our next president!
I second Bethany’s emoticon guy!
That just sickens me. How can someone say it is okay to destroy a human life after birth actually quote the bible? Didn’t he say that a mother should have up to 3 minutes after birth to decide on “abortion”?
I also agree with Bethany’s emoticon guy!
That’s exactly how I feel when I see such a liar that people actually might believe represents God’s ideals.

Jill — You nailed it! Obama is a Biblical cherry picker and a snake! Keep up the good work!
Really? Who on your end represents your god’s ideals? Rove? Rumsfeld? Alberto Gonzalez?
Wait… All those guys have been run out of town. Cheney’s next, and there a move afoot to recall Alito and Roberts.
Life is good.
Bethany, these little cartoons are so cute! I’m loving them!
Thanks, Heather! :) I have always loved smilies…they do such a good job at conveying emotions.
“Cheney’s next, and there a move afoot to recall Alito and Roberts.”
In your dreams Laura.
btw: Obama is a coward.. with his “present” votes, he doesn’t have the courage to vote up or down on certain issues. I’ll bet his radical pro-abort wife tells him what to say alot of the time.
anyways Hillary is getting the nomination, but B. Hussien Obama may be her vice presidential nomination. Say NO to Obama, Osama and Chelsea’s moma.
God is in charge. He won’t win!
Obama doesn’t understand what the Rock is that the Bible refers to, if he does he is a really sick person.
Well, According to Laura if you want to spend more time with your family and stop the hectec work scheduale you are “run out of town”. Geesh! No wonder the liberals have the worse votes for the family values. No one’s allowed to put families first!
valerie, Laura claims that she had her tubes tied @ the age of 23. Why not just get on with your life then? I don’t understand why she cares so much about advocating abortion for others.
Why not go to a board that discusses tubal ligations. Let the world know how great it is. I know quite a few women who have had the procedure.
I am always so touched by pictures of Jesus and children. It makes me tear up a bit.
Bethany,
Your emoticons are a perfect fit for me at the moment, I loathe Obama and I have the freaking stomach flu at the moment.
God, I really am loving my life right this second (said in sarcastic tone btw).
Midnite, I’m so sorry to hear that you have the stomach flu.
Hope that you will feel better soon.
Hi midnite!!! 2 of my friends are also sick/same thing. GET WELL!
Midnite,
Some families get earaches, some run high fevers and some get bronchial thingys…My family? We throw up!
And if one gets it, we ALL get it. I’m nervous just talkin’ about it.
There are time where all eight of us have been lined up to “use” the bathroom, all holding buckets in our arms…
Feel better my little baby…((((no hugs…I might catch it))) But I’ll blow you a kiss…*smooch*!
Bethany & Heather:
Thanks and I am trying. It is hard to be in a good mood when I cant even keep down water… (or saltine crackers for that matter)
Thanks MK, I just dont understand how in the heck I got it. I mean, no one I know is sick. I just dont understand and I am tired of throwing up…
Midnite,
It might be food poisoning…what did you eat?
Midnite, something I learned about keeping yourself hydrated during the stomach flu. Don’t drink a lot of water at once. Even a cup of water is too much to take at a time, when you can’t keep stuff down. Try taking 1 tbsp of water, then waiting 10 minutes. Then, another tbsp. 10 more minutes. Continue doing this until you have drunk a whole cup. You could also use ice cubes, if you prefer that. It should help.
Yeah that’s what I thought at first, but I had lasagna for dinner but the BF is not sick, so I quickly ruled that out…
No one else is sick? Heather is right, it might be food poisoning. What other symptoms do you have/
midnite, I live by the best amusement park in the world. Cedar Point. I had given my 2 friends tickets to go today. They were both so excited!! I called them this morning. They are both throwing up, and stuck in bed! They are a couple.
Also Midnite,
If you wait until you throw up and IMMEDIATELY AFTER (so it has a chance to get absorbed) you take 2 benadryl or better yet 2 Excedrin PM, it will let you sleep as well as relax your stomach. Works wonders (trust me, I know from MUCH experience). You might still throw up, but MUCH less often (if at all)…just make sure your tummy is empty first. Wait till it’s the dry heaves. If I don’t hear back from you, I’ll know it worked and you are finally sleeping…
Bethany,
Right now I am sipping coke. B/c I am so nauseas (sp?). If I lay down all the way in my bed I start spinning. So I am sitting up (of course with the lap top) in bed watching sex & the city…
wow! my buddies also think it was something that they ate!
Well I mean a couple of my friends had the stomach flu last week but they are better and I was never around them while they were sick. That’s the only thing that I can think of. And I know it’s not food poisoning b/c my James is not sick (And I am). I’ve been up since 5 am throwing up, and everytime I try to sleep I start spinning.. I am seriously in hell…
“I am seriously in hell…”
@Midnite: I didn’t know you were in Michigan. :) I’m sorry to hear you are sick, the stomach flu can bite it! Hope you feel better, and it’s best to drink clear sodas as opposed to Coke, so drink Sprite or 7Up instead, but only very teeny sips every once and awhile as throwing up soda SUCKS.
@MK: *waves* Howdy! How do you do? I get to go see Weird Al Yankovic tonight at the State Fair! Whoo-hoo!
@Bethany: Hello Bethany! How have you been lately?
*wanders off to find more M*A*S*H episodes to watch*
Barfing? Sugar syrup.
All of those anti-nausea medications are corn syrup, and an old Southern anti-barfing standard is high-fructose Coca-Cola syrup.
The only hard bart is getting that sludge down your face when your stomach is bad in the first place.
I use Karo syrup in a 2oz. shotglass (4T) every 20 minutes for two hours. I follow that up with pedialyte/water and candied ginger or ginger ale.
It’s fairly horrible, but it works. So does the ginger.
Rae,
Turn off the TV! When do you move? Are you too excited? I’ve missed you…no emails since dinosaurs roamed!
Laura, really? I’ll have to try that sometime. How do you keep it down?
Laura,
I’ve heard that too! But where do you find coca-cola syrup?
Laura,
Are you a vet? I’ve got a dog…
@Bethany: Hello Bethany! How have you been lately?
Rae, I have been doing well..how about you? :)
Thanks for asking! BTW, My hubby and I love M*A*S*H. :)
Laura, that is good advice, never heard of the karo syrup idea before…the ginger does work wonders though, I know.
I agree with the ginger ale. The problem with me is that once I start puking, I just can’t stop.
Heather,
That’s where the excedrin PM works wonders. Within an hour you’ll be sleeping like a baby…and no more pukin’!
i’ll have to try that too.
I had some roses on the table the other day. My cat got a hold of them in the night. He ate the baby’s breath that came with the roses. Needless to say, I stepped in a pile of cat puke. GAG!
*squish*
Laura,
Are you a vet? Heather has a cat…
Ugh. I fear for Obama as well. Seeing pictures like the one you included also sadden my heart. What has Christianity become to people in this country? “Be nice to people” and welfare programs?
Are you a vet? I’ve got a dog…
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No, I’m a veterinary technician (RVT)and a former animal control officer. I spent a short stint as a humane officer.
Laura,
Dang! Border Collie…need I say more?
@MK: I move on Saturday! Unfortunately the parental units are going to be AWOL…they’re taking my younger brother out to Rapid City, SD for college, so I’m stuck moving myself in, at least at first. I can’t move in right away, I’ll have to clean and I’m going to try to get most of my junk into the apartment and then when my parents come home they can help me move my bed/couch, shelves and TV down there (ie the heavy stuff).
I’m sorry for not emailing, I haven’t had much to say lately, but I have started therapy and I’ve started my second job working in parking ramps (oh, those are *oodles* of fun…I work Tuesday morning from 12:45AM until 7:15AM and I *might* get 3 customers, so I think I’ll be bringing my guitar with me this time!). I’ve been taking a bit of a break from working in the lab because of the awful traffic on the St. Paul campus due to the State Fair (the State Fair is adjacent to the St. Paul campus…ugh).
@Bethany: Oooooh man do I ever LOVE M*A*S*H. Alan Alda was so darned good looking back in the day. :) I’ve been busy and I’m glad you’re doing well. I’ve been listening to the new Darren Hayes album nearly non-stop, so I can’t complain too much. ^_^
Laura,
I’ve heard that too! But where do you find coca-cola syrup?
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I’ve never actually found it. I always use Karo syrup mixed with cherry non-sweetened Kool-ade powder in it for fragrence and flavor. Then I gulp down the first dose with the GUARANTEE that I’m going to toss it back! (It gets way easier after you keep doses 2 and 3 down.) I did this when I had chemo. I also used Jello made with Pedialyte, ate candied ginger, and smoked dope. (I don’t advise that last one unless you live in California…)
“What has Christianity become to people in this country? “Be nice to people” and welfare programs?”
@Nathan: Isn’t that what Christianity is supposed to be about? Loving other people and helping those in need? Apparently, according to you, that is not the case.
*shrugs*
No matter. I’m not Christian anyway.
Rae,
If you lived closer I’d be there helping you right now…I wield a mean paintbrush!
I love state fairs…I once saw the most amazing demonstration of border collies herding chickens into a little coop. Amazing!
My border collie does not have this talent. Tho she used to get my newspaper every morning. Now she just pees on my rug. And eats the garabage.
And chews the babies toys. And gets on the couch when we’re not looking. And swallows socks and underwear whole. And that’s when she’s being good!
Maybe I should get a chicken.
Laura,
Hmmm…I’ll have to remember the Karo syrup trick.
It’s only a matter of time til we’re all lined up again…
@MK: I’m not gonna paint the walls, I’m going to leave them as they are as the tenant before me appeared to keep the room pretty clean/nice. I’m just going to go in and clean like a mad-woman (particularly the bathroom, there is nothing more revolting to me than a dirty bathroom). I should really sop procrastinating and start packing up my stuff, or at least going through what is staying at home (until I get either a bigger apartment or a house) and what is coming with me! Eeeep!
State fairs are fun, especially Minnesota’s. I’m looking forward to the deep-fried cheese curds and corn dogs myself. :D
I thought this was an interesting article. I saw a lot of valid points in it.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/30/us/30pastor.html?ex=1311912000&en=28c82f6fb9327ad1&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
What!?! No paint?!?! Sacrilege!?!?
I’d be helping you clean then. I actually like cleaning…so many corners, so much crud in the shower…so little time! But alas, due to aforementioned border collie, I am still unable to clean “down low”…my goal is to clean my bathroom floor by myself. The ten-year old just doesn’t have enough “Monk” blood in her to meet my standards!
And we dost loveth the cheese curds also…especially cheddar. oooohhh and those lemon shake thingys….That’s it, I’m coming to Minnesota. Meet me at the airport!
Laura,
Dang! Border Collie…need I say more
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My neighbors have one. Every morning on their way out to work and school, they throw 200 tennis balls all over their big back yard and into their pool. When they come home at night, the tennis balls are all back in the laundry basket where they live.
..A little compulsive, perhaps?
Laura, I’m sorry to hear you had to have chemo. I’ll bet you’re quite good with the animals! I am seriously writing down your “anti puking recipe.”
@MK: Alrighty! I’ll be there! :) Lol. I like cleaning, I really do. It relaxes me to organize the crud in my desk or to clean the bathroom while blaring techno-dance music.
Cheese curds are seriously, a gift from God. :-p
Laura, LOL @ the Collie story.
Laura,
I love that story! Actually our Gracie isn’t that bad. I always do Rough Collies, but when our Annie died, our Rosie went into a deep depression and I knew I had to get another dog. There were NO collies anywhere to be found, but one breeder said that her bitch had had a rendezvous with an unknown scoundrel and she now had 4 puppies of indeterminate ancestry. I figured hey, there’s only a couple of breeds that would be so intense they would override the Collie traits and I took one. Turns out the scoundrel was one of those breeds…border collie. Don’t get me wrong, they are one of my absolute favorite breeds in the world. When they live at your house! Anyway, while Gracie has all the coloring of a sable and white Rough Collie, the rest is ALL border.
To make matters worse, my son took her to college last year and “allowed” her to have a three separate encounters with pit bulls. Let’s just say that Gracie didn’t come out on top! As a result she has gone into an “attack first, ask questions later” mode with all the dogs she meets.
I can no longer take her for walks…anywhere! The last time I did (May 17th) she lunged at a black lab in a yard and I shredded my ACL. I’m still recovering from the surgery.
I used to love walking her, and we have a dog park behind my house. I also can’t get another dog because of her, so until she “goes to sleep” I won’t be walking any dogs in the near future…
Just wanted some ideas on whether or not this behavior can be changed. For the most part she’s a love. But a border collie with no way to expend their energy is not a pretty site! She won’t fetch balls either. (Probably the only other Rough Collie trait she has). What to do, what to do!
Heather: L”aura claims that she had her tubes tied @ the age of 23. Why not just get on with your life then? I don’t understand why she cares so much about advocating abortion for others.”
Those who advocate abortion rights don’t do it necessarily for their own good, but for the good of others. I’m never going to get anyone pregnant again, but I want abortion legal. You will never have an abortion, but you have a right to say you want it illegal. You don’t have to be personally effected to have a public position on reproductive rights.
Hal,
I gotta agree with you on this one…*DUCK* was that lightening?!?!
Rae: I read your posted article from the New York Democrat. It’s a joke, I have no respect for pro-abort pastors, including Rev. Gregory A. Boyd who sold his soul.
Rae: “Cheese curds are seriously, a gift from God”
So Rae does believe in God…good.
@Jasper: He’s not pro-abortion silly. I’m not sure how you got that out of the article considering he said quite clearly that he abhors abortion.
Selective reading mayhaps?
And I never said I didn’t believe in God. I just don’t accept the Christian interpretation of God. Don’t accept the Muslim interpretation either.
Thanks, MK. It’s nice when we find some common ground. Don’t worry about the lightening, I haven’t been hit yet. ;)
Jasper, theology is funny that way. Some church leaders believe that abortion should be legal, some don’t. Same with gay marriages. I’ve learned that I have no expertise in these debates, so I’m staying out of them.
MK,
your sleep medicine thing didnt work. I went to sleep for an hour and just woke up to puke…
As much liquid as you are losing, Midnite, it might be a good idea to see a doctor. They can give you an IV if you get dehydrated. I think they prescribed “zofran” for my son when he had thrown up all day long, at least 25 different times, and he was very dehydrated. The zofran immediately stopped the throwing up and allowed him to sleep. You might want to see if you need something like this.
@Hal: It’s not a matter of interpretation. The reverend in that article I linked to stated very clearly he was against abortion. Jasper just likes to think that because somebody feels religion should stay out of politics to an extent, that they MUST be pro-abortion. Astounding logic there Jasper. I’m guessing he only read what he wanted to read because it was from the NY Times and he’s just as biased as the Times so I’m not sure what exactly he’s whining about.
“@Jasper: He’s not pro-abortion silly. I’m not sure how you got that out of the article considering he said quite clearly that he abhors abortion. ”
I saw a TV interview with him Rae. I believe he personally wouldn’t kill his unborn child but thinks it should be legal so other people can kill theirs. (ie. pro-choice)
@Jasper: And do you have a link to this alleged interview? Because I’m pretty sure he thinks otherwise.
And here’s a li’l tidbit if information, just because something is biased, does not mean it is wrong. :)
My friend had a bad reaction to a particularly strong alcoholic beverage (just one) in Venice, Italy and ended up puking in one of the famous canals. She spent the next week not being able to keep much of anything down, and no one really knew why.
P.S. I like Obama *ducks behind a wall* because he’s not some trust fund frat boy.
But no matter how you feel about him you shouldn’t rag on someone for their name or heritage. People say, “His middle name is Hussein, so that means he must be a terrorist”. This is just crap. Hate him for his views, policies, or his inexperience, but don’t hate him just because of his name.
Back in 2004, Daniel Mongiardo was running against Jim Bunning for Senate in Kentucky. Bunning made a stupid remark that Mongiardo “looks like one of Saddam’s sons”. Mongiardo has a darker complexion because he is Italian-American, and Bunning’s little remark confirmed a lot of peoples’ suspicions that he’s really losing it.
Rae: Well, yes, Christianity is about loving and helping people. But it’s not “be nice to people” and
“bring on the welfare programs” that pro-baby killing Obama seems to think it is.
Jesus came with a message of repentance for all men, everywhere. Not simply, “God loves you.”
@Jasper: Anyway, I’m not in the mood to get into an argument over an article I posted. I just thought it was an interesting read and I was more in agreement with his thoughts on the militant nationalism and the church than his thoughts on abortion.
That being said, I’m done for the day, off to clean/organize/pack for the apartment and then it’s off to be “White and Nerdy” with Mr. Weird Al Yankovich! Tally ho!
Ok Rae, good luck. Pastor Boyd want christians to leave their values at home when it comes to politics, which I will not do.
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Rae –
HI!!!! How’s it going?
I liked the article that you posted. However, I do find it ironic that Pastor Boyd doesn’t wants to say or do anything based on politics, but he has no problem pushing his book on people.
I also think that there were some good points brought up, but what was missing was what a Church’s role really is. A Church is suppose to be the moral leader in the community. When you don’t have a moral leader there is chaos. A Church isn’t suppose to shrug there shoulders and say “oh well, lets just read from the bible.” They are suppose to say that murder is wrong. Stealing is wrong. Adultry is wrong. Lying is wrong. etc…. When a Church stops doing that, they are letting the community say what is moral and what isn’t. They are saying the community knows better than the Church.
If you look at all of the major faiths/religions (Christianity, Hindu, Buddhist, Jewish, Islam…) you will see the same morals taught. You will see that the Hindu and Buddhist ideal of “Karma” is the same as the “Golden Rule” for Christians. This is just one of many examples. This means that the definition of morality is universal. It means that murder is indead wrong. It means that adultry is indead wrong. etc. How else could these religions, which have drastically different beginnings, be teaching the same “way of life” if it isn’t universal?
This means that a Church’s role in society is suppose to take a position on things like abortion, homosexuality, war etc…. However, they are NOT suppose to tell people who to vote for or what political party people should be a part of. That is the seperation of Church and State. This seperation has nothing to do with religious display’s or a moment of silence in school and everything to do with the promotion of one politician over another. It also means that the government cannot force one religion over another on the people.
So, in summary of my latest ramblings, the Church isn’t suppose to support one politician over another and the politicians aren’t suppose to push one belief over another. That is how they are separate. However, the church can say that abortion is morally wrong and the politicain can say that one form of belief should not be legal (I.E. Satanic religions that include human sacrifice….).
Whew! I’m too long winded for my own good sometimes! ;-)
Have fun tonight Rae!
Bethany,
My mom called the doctor’s office and he said he was going to call something in for me when he got the chance (aka three hours ago). I cant keep anything down at the moment and I am so miserable I could kill myself (well almost). I’d go to the doc’s office myself but I am about a 15 to 20 minute drive away and I wouldnt make it with out having to pull over at least three times, and I dont want to get their whole waiting room sick as a dog. I am just SOL, and sleep deprived…
Midnite,
do you think God is punishing you for your pro-abortion position?
….just kidding….how you feel better soon.
Midnite,
You did sleep tho, and I’ll bet that is just about the last time you throw up…keep me posted.
JKeller,
Hate him for his views, policies, or his inexperience, but don’t hate him just because of his name.
Okay. I hate him for his views, policies and inexperience then…either way, yuck! (actually, hate is a bit strong…I reserve that for Hillary)
Ok, after reading all these comments I only have two things to say:
1. Cheese curds, yes!
2. Midnite, try the BRAT diet: bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Someone else mentioned sips. Yes. Try gatorade or pedialyte. You’re dizzy, so you’re dehydrated. Be careful.
Still throwing up even after the medicine. Although, I am not nauseas anymore so I guess that is a plus. Jill, I cant eat bananas, they make me gag on a good day. I am so tired of throwing up..
Jasper, that’s just mean and rude. Way to act caring though! And yet you still “claim” to be a Christian…
Midnite, I think he was just trying to poke fun, I don’t think he meant it in a mean way.
The brat diet is a great way to go… if you can’t stand bananas then just go with the rice, applesauce, and bread. It really DOES help…because your body can handle it. Here is some more information on it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BRAT_diet
And just got sick again. NOthing is working!!!
Midnite, please, please see a doctor! Have someone drive you, and take a barf bag with you…you need to be seen.
Bethany,
Thanks for the link. If I am not better by tomorrow morning, I shall try that. As of now, the only thing I have had to eat is a couple of saltine crackers. I now have gatorade, and I am slowly sipping it. The only problem with banana’s is the texture makes me gag. I can eat eat banana pudding if it doesnt have banana chunks in it. I’ve never eaten them. I also dont eat peanut butter…
And I am sure he was poking fun, but that’s still rude. God is not spiteful and hasnt been spiteful since the flood and Noah’s Ark.
Well all the doctor’s offices are closed and I dont have the money to go to the emergency room at the moment. Tis too damn expensive.
Question, is it normal to have the “chills” when you have this flu??
Yes Midnite, it is.
Bwahahahaahaha.
Weird Al was fantastico this evening, fine form. First time I’ve ever seen the guy live and it was great! He even did the song “Albuquerque” which is 8 and a half minutes long! Lol!
Mmmm, the cheese curds were deeeeelicious this year as well. :)
Once again, Jasper, your timing is impeccable. The poor child is dehydrated and we’re musing on the wrath of God.
But man! Was I wiping the tears away or what???
Interesting item:
“Herbs. Ginger is probably one of the best anti-nausea remedies around. It is also an emmenagogue (initiates menstrual flow in non-pregnant women), not an abortifacient (induces miscarriage). If a woman is not pregnant but her period is late, and she takes ginger, she’s likely to start bleeding. If she is pregnant and has morning sickness, ginger can ease nausea and vomiting. In one clinical trial of women with severe nausea and vomiting of pregnancy, namely hyperemesis gravidarum, 250 mg. of powdered gingerroot four times a day significantly reduced discomfort.(7) A review of ginger’s use as an anti-nausea remedy concluded that ginger is safe in pregnancy “provided normal doses are consumed.”(8)
I always have candied ginger, sugarsyrup and pedialyte in the house. All this stuff is safe to use on my farty old critters as well.
http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=5664&itemType=PRODUCT&iMainCat=38&iSubCat=179&iProductID=5664&searchid=inceptor
“do you think God is punishing you for your pro-abortion position?
….just kidding….how you feel better soon.”
Oh…that’s just…peachy Jasper.
*brains self with a jackalope bobblehead*
Jackalope bobblehead?
I love it? I want one!
@MK: I do own one. :) A friend of mine in Aberdeen, SD bought gave it to me as a Christmas gift. It makes me chuckle because when I was living out in SD I was obsessed with jackalopes.
I was foolish enough to think they were real for a time. Lol. I am so shamed…
Midnite, I think if you had the chills last night, you should probably be feeling much better this morning. The dizziness and achiness of your muscles should have died down much, and your throwing up should be over. Let me know if I’m wrong. I hope you’re feeling okay!
Rae,
Honey that’s nothing. I had to google Jackalope to see if they were real! *Hangs head in shame with you*
Whoda thunk it? Thanks Laura. [anti nausea]
Bethany,
I am feeling better this morning. The last time I got sick was 8am, so it is more spaced out than before (which is good, I actually slept last night). And I am about to try and eat something other than crackers in a minute. My dad is bringing me some soup :-).
midnite, glad to hear you are getting better!
Midnite – I’m glad your feeling a bit better. Keep us posted.
Bwahahahaahaha.
Weird Al was fantastico this evening, fine form. First time I’ve ever seen the guy live and it was great! He even did the song “Albuquerque” which is 8 and a half minutes long! Lol!
Mmmm, the cheese curds were deeeeelicious this year as well. :)
Posted by: Rae at August 28, 2007 12:52 AM
My honey finds ‘Albuquerque’ quite amusing since we live there and he hates saurkraut. The man has no taste for food.
I’d have to agree with him on that Sally. Sauerkraut….yuk!