weekend%20question.jpgGranny Grump at the Real Choice blog has listed “The Top Ten Signs Your Boyfriend is an Abortionist.” Witty:

10. You’ve seen him run medical instruments through the dishwasher.
9. The top three numbers on his speed-dial are a lawyer, a bookie, and a bail bondsman….

8. His neighbors are always wondering who puts the red biohazard bags in the dumpster.
7. He deducts his [child] pornography collection from his income tax as an educational expense.
6. Every hooker in town knows him on a first-name basis.
5. He says he went to Harvard, but gets the alumni newsletter from the Autonomous University of Guadalajara Medical School.
4. He keeps a stock of blue exam pads in the back seat of his car.
3. He’s always ducking out the back door to avoid process servers.
2. He gives you chocolate-covered Percocet for Valentine’s Day.
And the number one sign your boyfriend is an abortionist:
1. He has sex with you first, then slips you a mickey.

Can you think of any other signs one’s boyfriend is an abortionist?
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[HT: reader Janet]

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