Lunch Break: Woman, 92, denied kiss – fires shots
To give us a break from the daily grind…
Granny got her gun. Helen Staudinger (92) was arrested this week on charges that she fired shots at a home and car belonging to Dwight Bettner (53) after he denied her a kiss. According to Dwight, Helen is infatuated with him and displays bouts of jealousy regarding his lady neighbor. Helen is alleged to have beaten up the lady neighbor because Dwight helped with her garbage. Dwight also has a girlfriend which probably doesn’t sit well with Helen either.
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Hell hath no fury like a 92 year-old granny scorned by a man 40 years her junior. Beating up a neighbor at 92?!?!?! What’s her secret?
Gerard,
No kidding! Time to built a stone wall between ’em.
Is that Oprah reporting?
Oy.
92!!!?????
Dang, reminds of an old military running cadence:
“when my granny was 92,
she did PT better than you.
when my granny was 93,
she did PT better than me.
when my granny was 95,
she did PT to stay a-live!”
HooYah!!
Man, is our culture corrupting kids from one to ninety-two?
Merry Christmas to you – indeed! (Apologies to Sammy Cahn.)
Funny comments, y’all. She’s a real pistol. LL :)