That’s what the twerps at are calling it, with this exciting ad:

Be the only one on your block with this exciting keychain! The unborn fetus floats around inside of amniotic fluid, and you can shake Mom around and see all the fine details of baby. The fetus is pretty late-term, and you can see some nice details, including the umbilical cord!
Solid rubber and metal construction, so you don’t have to worry about her leaking into your pocket or your keys coming loose!

$9.95 each; two for $14.95.
In actuality, I think they’re misidentifying the placenta.
Is it Friday? Sure seems like it.


[See two more photos on page 2.]